Santa: Today I Got a differnt Msg. Then My Mobile Switched Off!
Banta: Amazing! Whats That Msg? Santa-Battery low.
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Santa: Today I Got a differnt Msg. Then My Mobile Switched Off!
Banta: Amazing! Whats That Msg? Santa-Battery low.
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Banta: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha!!!
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Banta-kaise Pata?
Santa-Mujhe Rubberband Mila Hai.
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#JOKE Santa Banta se: Bhai ye khushiyan kya hoti hain? Banta: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kam umar me hi shadi ho gayi thi.
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2 batain hamesha yaad rakho:@\"Apne Dosto se pyar karo,unki Sisters se nhi\"@&@\"Apni Sisters se pyar karo unki dosto 1/2
Snta Ko Electric Chair Pr Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gayi
Jallad-Aakhri Khwahis Kya H?
S-Dar Lag Rha Hi Mera Hath Pakad Le
#JokeTeacher To Boy 1 Taraf Cow Hai,1 Taraf Dimag. Kya Loge? B-Cow T-Galat Agar Mai Hota To Dimag Leta Boy-Jiske Pas J 1/2
SANTA:WHAT SHOULD BE GIVEN TO A DYEING MAN? BANTA:BIRLA CEMENT.S:BUT WHY?B:IS ME JAAN HAI(THERE IS LIFE!) .